My April Fool's prank will be convincing people who play April Fool's pranks that I'm not going to gut them slowly with a rusty butterknife.
Are you in the Club? "Obligatory Reiteration: Writers Write (Or: “Welcome To Write Club”)" http://feedly.com/e/82QWRG1D
Eeee! Just $3,569 to our goal! 9 hours left to fund a year of great fiction in all genres and fair pay for writers! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/firesidemag/fireside-magazine-year-3
A shipment of Viagra was stolen from New York harbor.
Cops are on the lookout for the hardened criminals.
We all know who the real Dark (Jedi) Knight is. https://twitter.com/DeathStarPR/status/450142914862006272/photo/1
EXCITING NEWS! A new @PatrickRothfuss novella this November! http://on.fb.me/1jEfC8T
Aries: Your nightmares become real and strike fear across the countryside. Why you find fuzzy bunnies so terrifying is still a mystery.
You have time to create something beautiful. You have time to read the comments section. You do not have time to do both.
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Ugh, totally just sounded like an asshole without meaning to.