Ugh. The day where you forget one step before committing and go "doh!"
Sometimes I'm glad I work at home. Then, when co-workers make me laugh really hard, I don't get the what-is-wrong-with-him looks.
Today I will offend any number of racist sexist homophobic dipshits simply by EXISTING. Evidence of a life lived correctly, I would say.
A quiet day in the house.
Frustration Level Epic achieved. Only thing going for me is that Ellie is being funny and distracting, despite being sick, and Shari is here
Do you believe in karma?
One year ago, I had the opportunity to go to Hawaii. I did and while I was there, Caroline and the girls came down with severe cases of the stomach flu.
Caroline is right now in Hawaii, likely sleeping off the timezone changes. I had the pleasure of waking up to my eldest daughter having had a bad case of diarrhea in her sleep (mess doesn’t even begin to describe the result).
Fingers are crossed and I’m knocking on wood that this is as far as the karmic wheel turns for me. I GET IT!
6 Princess Books for Parents Who Really, Really Hate Princesses http://zite.to/X1J5tB Parents, take heart!
Who wants to go to San Francisco with my daughters and I for a week? Note: I'll be working a few days so you need to entertain the girls 😉
Tennessee takes away gun permit from guy who threatened to kill anyone who tried to take away his guns http://dlvr.it/2qlbz1
There are probably few inventions that have caused more unintentional human suffering than the "reply to all" function.