Today is just…ugh…
so deliciously chilly today. unfortunately, more typos #coldhandswarmheart
Dear political arguers: keep in mind that math is greater than bullshit every time.
"Chaos on Bullshit Mountain" — I love that phrase.
Waiting impatiently for the iOS 6 update.
Goodbye, Google Chrome. Too many times have you performed a search on something I did not type in the search bar.
RT @davidfrum If you're not running for president of all the country, you won't be elected president of any of it.
In time out because haters gonna hate. Period.
Okay, y'all: I have eaten the candy corn Oreos. They tasted like Satan's asshole. DARKNESS PROWLS THE DESSERT AISLE.
Yay! Tornado warnings in the Northeast. Any hope that @sixhours and I will make our flight?