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Today is just…ugh…

Today is just…ugh…

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RT @andrea_r: so deliciously chilly…

so deliciously chilly today. unfortunately, more typos #coldhandswarmheart

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Dear political arguers: keep in…

Dear political arguers: keep in mind that math is greater than bullshit every time.

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“Chaos on Bullshit Mountain” –…

"Chaos on Bullshit Mountain" — I love that phrase.

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Waiting impatiently for the iOS…

Waiting impatiently for the iOS 6 update.

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Goodbye, Google Chrome. Too many…

Goodbye, Google Chrome. Too many times have you performed a search on something I did not type in the search bar.

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RT @davidfrum If you’re not…

RT @davidfrum If you're not running for president of all the country, you won't be elected president of any of it.

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RT @HonestToddler: In time out…

In time out because haters gonna hate. Period.

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RT @seananmcguire: Okay, y’all: I…

Okay, y'all: I have eaten the candy corn Oreos. They tasted like Satan's asshole. DARKNESS PROWLS THE DESSERT AISLE.

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Yay! Tornado warnings in the…

Yay! Tornado warnings in the Northeast. Any hope that @sixhours and I will make our flight?